| How will Clinton come to an end? | |
| "I Drink Your Milkshake" |
31 votes - 10 %
|
| Spokespuppet Clarice Clinton the Gibbon |
1 vote - 0 %
|
| Hospitalizes herself with a complication of her own indignance at Obama |
19 votes - 6 %
|
| Sarah Conner |
7 votes - 2 %
|
| John Conner |
1 vote - 0 %
|
| Bill comes out with a broom and hook |
15 votes - 5 %
|
| Obama parts the heavens, and Al Gore descends to end this thing |
75 votes - 25 %
|
| Severe Conversion Laryngitis |
0 votes - 0 %
|
| Nader follows her around in a Robin Hood costume and keeps interrupting her |
14 votes - 4 %
|
| Every single other candidate (Dodd, Edwards, etc.) endorses Obama |
66 votes - 22 %
|
| Bells start ringing, and the Venom parasite on her reveals itself |
8 votes - 2 %
|
| She gets an Anton Chiurgh haircut and starts blowing stuff up |
6 votes - 2 %
|
| She gets a Sweeney Todd haircut and starts "firing" staff on stage with a razor |
11 votes - 3 %
|
| She starts speaking at every appearance like Jack Sparrow |
16 votes - 5 %
|
| Comes out in an Elizabeth I costume and won't stop belching |
28 votes - 9 %
|
| 298 Total Votes | |
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